BRAIN FITNESS FOR KIDS

BRAIN FITNESS FOR KIDS

URGENT - NEED HELP - ASAP

Dear Friends, Mehdi has helped to set up a relief camp in Mardan, and  needs help. Please forward this email to as many friend as you can.  Please get in touch with Mehdi directly if you want to help. Thanks.

Date: May 11, 2009 2:27:26 PM PDT (CA)

To: SM Bokhari 

smbokhari@gmail.com

Subject: Re: URGENT - NEED HELP - ASAP

Dear Friends: We have setup a privately run relief camp for thousands of  affectees of Swat operation and we are looking into adding one  more. This camp runs out of the Hujra of my Brother in-law in  Mardan and is directly supporting thousands of people that are  arriving in desperate situation specially women, children, and  seniors. My sister who is a clinical psychological is also helping   along with many other volunteers and supports. Most urgent items needed are medicine, cloths, food, and shelter.  People of Mardan have really revived the example of Ansar-e-Madina  and camp organizers have organized shelter for hundreds of  affectees in their own houses along with their families.  What we can do from our comfort zones? I really do not know the   exact answer! We can pray, we can write, and we can contribute money to assist  organizers to arrange for food, cloths, shelter, some basic toys  for kids, and most importantly necessary medicine. Please Note: Please do not wait for the donors, government promises  and American bills. Its time to think not about US but us and help  our own people. God help those who help themselves. This displacement is considered among the donor agencies and United  Nations as first of its kind in the history of Pakistan and stands  second to Rwanda! This is just the start of the crisis. So, please  think with love and respect before you contribute. Trust me, if it was a matter of few thousand rupees I would have   contributed that myself without asking anyone, but this is a real  tragedy and no matter how many charities come and work - it will  never be enough. We have a real chance here to contribute directly  for the survival and betterment of our daughters, sons, brothers,  sisters, mothers, and fathers. I will personally be responsible for  your contributions. Please contribute generously ask around other Pakistanies as well.  I am waiting for a quick answer from you. This email is written in personal capacity to only Pakistani  friends I know. This email is not written to have a debate on the  subject. I would leave that for another time. At this time lets  contribute if we can or contribute directly to a well established  donor agency in your area. It does not matter to me. All I am doing  Thanks in advance. May Allah Bless You More. Fee Aman Allah Mehdi Haqeer

smbokhari@gmail.com

Police: Gas Station Owner Shot By Relative

TENJOOBERRYMUDS

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND  

"TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...

 

In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language ! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term  "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".   With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in. Now, here goes...

The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and call room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today......

 

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees." 
Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: " Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???" 
Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

Room Service: "Ow July den?"

Guest: ".....What??"

Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes.  July Sahn toes?"

Guest: "I... don't think so."

RoomService:  "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

RoomService: "Toes!  Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?" 
Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "We  bodder?" 
Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?"

Guest: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side." 
RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: 
"Copy...tea..meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??" 
Guest: "Whatever you say."

RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."

Guest: "You're welcome"

 

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND TENJOOBERRYMUDS' ".....and you do, don't you! 

Agora Gallery - Tazim Jaffer - Exhibition Announcement

Fellow AKS Alumni:

Tazim Jaffer (AKS Dar-es-salaam, 1966), is showing some of her paintings in New York.  This a rare opportunity so see some of her really beautiful artwork.

We are all invited!

Al-Noor

Rajkot Bandhani Oil on Canvas, 37" x 60"

Tazim Jaffer The Manifestation of Milieu A Collective Exhibition

Reception: Thursday, May 7, 2009, 6-8 pm Exhibition Dates: May 7, 2009 - May 27, 2009 Gallery Hours: Tues-Sat 11-6 Directions

Tazim Jaffer Up-close / View the complete exhibition

530 West 25th Street, Chelsea New York Tel 212-226-4151 / Fax 212-966-4380 Agora Gallery / Art Mine / ARTisSpectrum

NIZAR DAMJI | NIZAR & PARTY

http://www.nizardamji.com/

Maisha Furaha - Maarifa Ya Kuanda Mishkaki Asili

Mahitaji

1. Nyama nusu kilo 
2. Papai mbichi 
3. Tangawizi mbichi 
4. Limao 2 
5. Ndizi 3
6. Chumvi kiasi 

Kuandaa

1. Katakata nyama vipande vidogo,nyama iwe nundu tafadhali 
2. Ponda tangawizi weka kwenye nyama 
3. Kamulia malimao 
4. Fefenya chumvi 
5. Katakata papai na weka kwenye nyama 
6. Vichanganye na vifunike viache kwa nusu saa 
7. Washa moto kama unatumia mkaa
8. Chomeka nyama kwenye chuma au stick(zipo special kwenye supermarkets) 
9. Anza kuchoma hadi ziwe ukaa
10. Menya ndizi na ziweke motoni zigeuze zikiiva utaona zimekuwa ngumu 
11. Andaa sahani weka mishkaki yako na ndizi na matango/pilipili au kashumbari kama unapenda 

 Maisha Furaha!