A Gujarati's Only Wish

A Gujarati having no child, no money, no home and a blind mother, prays to God. God happy with his prayers, grants him only one wish!

Gujarati: Oh God I want my mother to see my wife putting Diamond bangles on my Child's hands in our new mansion!

God: Wow! I still have a lot to learn from these Gujaratis!

Submitted by Mohamed Jamal - AKS Dar Es Salaam

The Art of Begging

Iqbal and Habib are beggars. They beg in different areas of London

Habib begs just as long as Iqbal but only collects £2 to £3 every day.

Iqbal brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Habib says to Iqbal 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?'

Iqbal says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say'?

Habib's sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.

Iqbal says 'No wonder you only get £2- £3'.

Habib says... 'So what does your sign say'?

Iqbal shows Habib his sign....

It reads, 'I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan '.