TENJOOBERRYMUDS

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND  

"TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...

 

In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language ! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term  "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".   With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in. Now, here goes...

The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and call room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today......

 

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees." 
Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: " Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???" 
Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

Room Service: "Ow July den?"

Guest: ".....What??"

Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes.  July Sahn toes?"

Guest: "I... don't think so."

RoomService:  "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

RoomService: "Toes!  Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?" 
Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "We  bodder?" 
Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?"

Guest: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side." 
RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: 
"Copy...tea..meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??" 
Guest: "Whatever you say."

RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."

Guest: "You're welcome"

 

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND TENJOOBERRYMUDS' ".....and you do, don't you! 

Agora Gallery - Tazim Jaffer - Exhibition Announcement

Fellow AKS Alumni:

Tazim Jaffer (AKS Dar-es-salaam, 1966), is showing some of her paintings in New York.  This a rare opportunity so see some of her really beautiful artwork.

We are all invited!

Al-Noor

Rajkot Bandhani Oil on Canvas, 37" x 60"

Tazim Jaffer The Manifestation of Milieu A Collective Exhibition

Reception: Thursday, May 7, 2009, 6-8 pm Exhibition Dates: May 7, 2009 - May 27, 2009 Gallery Hours: Tues-Sat 11-6 Directions

Tazim Jaffer Up-close / View the complete exhibition

530 West 25th Street, Chelsea New York Tel 212-226-4151 / Fax 212-966-4380 Agora Gallery / Art Mine / ARTisSpectrum

NIZAR DAMJI | NIZAR & PARTY

http://www.nizardamji.com/

Maisha Furaha - Maarifa Ya Kuanda Mishkaki Asili

Mahitaji

1. Nyama nusu kilo 
2. Papai mbichi 
3. Tangawizi mbichi 
4. Limao 2 
5. Ndizi 3
6. Chumvi kiasi 

Kuandaa

1. Katakata nyama vipande vidogo,nyama iwe nundu tafadhali 
2. Ponda tangawizi weka kwenye nyama 
3. Kamulia malimao 
4. Fefenya chumvi 
5. Katakata papai na weka kwenye nyama 
6. Vichanganye na vifunike viache kwa nusu saa 
7. Washa moto kama unatumia mkaa
8. Chomeka nyama kwenye chuma au stick(zipo special kwenye supermarkets) 
9. Anza kuchoma hadi ziwe ukaa
10. Menya ndizi na ziweke motoni zigeuze zikiiva utaona zimekuwa ngumu 
11. Andaa sahani weka mishkaki yako na ndizi na matango/pilipili au kashumbari kama unapenda 

 Maisha Furaha!

SUPER FOODS - YOGURT

Though you may not live to 120, as commercials once playfully suggested, yogurt does have confirmed health benefits. An excellent source of protein (as much as 13 grams per 8 ounce) and calcium (450 milligrams), this cultured milk food is famous for its friendly bacteria, the Probiotics, which facilitate good digestion and strengthen immunity. Recent research shows that daily consumption of Yogurt reduces body fat and helps keep you slim and fit.

WOMAN HIT BY TRUCK AS SHE TALKED ON PHONE

http://www.thestar.com/article/609170

Soraya Nanji, centre, is seen with her roommates, Sharon Duhra, left, and Sherica Sharda. Nanji was killed when she was hit by a truck on Front St.

Former roommate heard bystander scream at moment of tragedy

March 27, 2009

Dale Anne Freed

The moment before she died, Soraya Nanji, 28, was laughing on her cellphone with a good friend.

"`Oh my God,' I heard her say," her friend, Tylar Bertie, told the Star.

The phone dropped from Nanji's hand as she walked along Front St. just before 10 o'clock Wednesday night. Trucks honked in the background and cars drove by.

"I heard a (bystander) scream," said Bertie, 28, a former roommate. "I thought maybe she fell, dropped her phone."

And Bertie thought her friend would come back on the phone for sure so she could share another funny story. "She was eager to hear the story. I thought she'd call me back."

But that never happened.

Bertie, who was at her parents' home in Richmond Hill at the time, later saw a news flash on TV about a young woman hit by a truck while talking on the phone. She knew it was her friend.

"I called the police ... they were able to I.D. her based on what I said," Bertie said.

"Soraya was on her phone all the time. I can't imagine something like this happening when you do something as routine as this all the time," she said. "She'd walk and talk all the time. It's just so unbelievable."

Nanji had called Bertie to wish her a good flight before Bertie left yesterday for Florida, where she was flying to help her sister Lakeyshia move back to Toronto.

"She was just an amazing, amazing person who always saw the best in people," said Bertie.

At the time of the accident, they had been talking and laughing for about five or 10 minutes. It was about 9:50 p.m. Nanji had been having dinner with another former roommate in the Entertainment District and was walking to the condo she shared with two roommates several blocks west.

Nanji, an administrative assistant in sales and marketing, had worked at the Metro Toronto Convention Centre since July, said her boss David Chisholm, who said his staff was still reeling from the news.

Born in Uganda, Nanji grew up in Vancouver, where she met her current roommates.

She completed a bachelor of administrative studies at York University in 2007.

With files from Paola Loriggio and Michele Henry

The Ismaili Equation | BCBusiness

The Ismail Equation - BC Business

About the exploits and achievements of several former AK School Alumni including Firoz Rasul and Mossadiq Umedaly in BC.