TENJOOBERRYMUDS

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND  

"TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...

 

In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language ! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term  "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".   With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in. Now, here goes...

The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and call room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today......

 

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees." 
Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: " Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???" 
Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

Room Service: "Ow July den?"

Guest: ".....What??"

Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes.  July Sahn toes?"

Guest: "I... don't think so."

RoomService:  "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

RoomService: "Toes!  Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?" 
Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "We  bodder?" 
Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?"

Guest: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side." 
RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: 
"Copy...tea..meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??" 
Guest: "Whatever you say."

RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."

Guest: "You're welcome"

 

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND TENJOOBERRYMUDS' ".....and you do, don't you!